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"JACK DAVIS"
"FRED MONROE"
"SHIRTLESS MAN ON 005"
"MISS C4 2015"



James Buchanan Barnes

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backdated to nov 6, and you're under no obligation to respond

[50000volts]

Hey, so. I just wanted to say that if I get shot out an airlock today, my biggest regret is that I'll never see your abs again.

[ That cannot possibly be her biggest regret. But it is probably up there. ]

what's that, easy spammy text rp while i procrastinate from real tags

[lostsoldier]

who's shooting you out an airlock?

ahahaha i'm only kind of sorry

[50000volts]

THAT'S your concern?

I mean, I'm touched, but. C'mon!

[lostsoldier]

what

how else am i supposed to assess the urgency of the situation

rotfl the icon ilu

[50000volts]

OBVIOUSLY the situation is urgent enough that you should not waste time putting a shirt on.

This is the longest lift ride of my life. Oh God, this is how my life is going to end, isn't it? Sending embarrassing text messages to the hot guy down the hall.

You know what? Fuck it. #noregrets

1/2 yw

[lostsoldier]

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2/2

[lostsoldier]

[ and, you know, grabbing his revolver and making for the elevators. ]

are you going to tell me who's after you

[50000volts]

omg no i take it back i have so many regrets now! if i'd known you would be THIS accommodating, i'd have been on you months ago. fml.

No one is AFTER me per se, but I did a really bad thing, and someone knows.

[ No, she isn't going to say L, because she'd really rather he not get shot over her melodrama. It almost probably won't be as bad as she's afraid it's going to be. Maybe. ]

I'm facing the music, but I'm not cut out for this, man. I'm not going to go gracefully or with anything resembling dignity. I don't wanna die in space! :(

[lostsoldier]

[ He doesn't ask what she did or why because she seems to have the incriminating text messages part covered all on her own, Darcy why. ]

you're not going to die in space

[ A beat's delay, then, ]

if you want out i can get you out

[50000volts]

I kiiiiiind of want out? Ugh, no. It's fine. Probably. I'll be fine. How about if you don't hear from me in the next 30 min, you come down to comms and see if there's anything left of me to save.

[lostsoldier]

yeah ok

[ How about he goes down now and waits around the corner and pretends he didn't if she texts. That's basically the same, right. ]

keep your comm in hand

[50000volts]

Will do.

And thanks. It's PROBABLY not as bad as I'm afraid it's going to be.

[lostsoldier]

here's hoping

[ But he'll be down there anyway, with back-up Hawkeye just in case. ]