eudio ★ cuddlr

[lostsoldier]

J. BARNES (OLD) More trouble than I'm worth.

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YES <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#2EB82E;">✓</span> NO <span style="font-family: times; font-size:40px; color:#CC0000;">✕</span>

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[lostsoldier]

Alright, alright, our ship. You know, the weirdly phallic tin can we've been stuck on for three weeks?

You didn't crash it, did you, I thought you were a better pilot than me.

1/2

[battleshipping]

what sh

2/2

[battleshipping]

holy shit you're from that verse where i pilot a space ship
that looks like a vibrator?
great, typical

more importantly
2 barnes wow

[lostsoldier]

Hey you said vibrator, not me.

So you're his universe's Daisy?
Wait does that mean you're really 27? How does that work.

[battleshipping]

shhhhhh no i didn't

i seem to be, though i've only met him here officially
it works by being alive for 27 years?
so you and the other me, we - you - pilot a ship

[lostsoldier]

Yeah, we're sort of partners?

Professionally, I mean, not anything funny — she's a friend.
And a coworker.
In space.

[ Stop typing, Barnes. ]

[battleshipping]

that's so cool

coworkers in space

pre-emptive apologies for likely not measuring up to that level of cool

[lostsoldier]

I don't know, you don't seem half bad so far.

So are you still doing the sort of work you're not supposed to talk about on an unsecured line, in your universe?

what's this oh it's a DAISY PRIVATE LINE

[battleshipping]

my life's been a series of work i'm not supposed to talk about
pick one: hacking, agent, currently bored vigilante

piggybackssss

[lostsoldier]

Agent is the one I know, although she has always been a little better at the computer than me.

[ 'A little.' ]

"Bored vigalante"? Did you grow a cape? [ Awww, Daisy. ]

[battleshipping]

nope
i've watched the incredibles okay
i know what happens to people who wear capes

bored vigilante is because this city's crime rate is pretty low
and we're at a 2:1 when it comes to actual superheroes vs civilians
or it feels that way