eudio ★ cuddlr

[lostsoldier]

J. BARNES (OLD) More trouble than I'm worth.

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i apologise

[trouvaille]

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That's usually my line. You're not averting an apocalypse, are you?

ilde no

[lostsoldier]

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[ And yet: ]

Not right this minute, no. Are you?

[trouvaille]

No, as it happens, Mr Mixed Signals. Is that you trying to be funny or do you literally mean 'oh, no, not currently, the world is sufficiently saved, I will let you know though if that changes'.

[lostsoldier]

Well, I don't know about sufficiently saved, but yeah, right now I'm just having a sandwich, so some other poor schmuck must be on averting the apocalypse duty.

Is this how you usually start conversations?

[trouvaille]

I've found it prudent to check. There's a lot of very serious business around here for handjobs-for-peace town.

i though of the beautiful misunderstandings and couldn't not

[battleshipping]

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new profile?
old is a state of mind, barnes!

haha perfect

[lostsoldier]

[ ...How fast will Fury murder him if he swipes right back, uhhh. ]

Old is a number starting with 8 and ending in 9.

I thought you were watching my ship?

thought so

[battleshipping]

hey, 89 is the new 25
what ship?

[lostsoldier]

Alright, alright, our ship. You know, the weirdly phallic tin can we've been stuck on for three weeks?

You didn't crash it, did you, I thought you were a better pilot than me.

1/2

[battleshipping]

what sh

[vadiation]

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trouble, huh?

[ shep no ]

[lostsoldier]

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Sometimes even the fun kind, if that's your poison.

You spar?

[vadiation]

even better when it's the fun kind.

i spar better than i do most other things, if i'm honest.

[lostsoldier]

We have that in common, too.

You military?

[barkingmad]

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But what if I like trouble.

[lostsoldier]

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Then you've come to the right place. What's your usual sort?

[barkingmad]

Since my arrival, there's been a dearth aerial combat, so my usual sort has boiled down to cards, good whiskey, treasonous conversations, and if I'm lucky, the possibility of fisticuffs. But beggars can't be choosers and when it comes to trouble, I am not particular.

i don't apologise.

[arhydynos]

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challenge accepted (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

then neither do i

[lostsoldier]

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Holy smokes, are those finger guns? I may be in love.

[arhydynos]

bless your holy smoking heart and what a strumpet it is!











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[gbpp]

{Run; 'cuddlr script'}
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[lostsoldier]

That's still a no on the threesome, Stark.

[gbpp]

You're missing out.

[lostsoldier]

Technically speaking, I'm pretty sure it's you who's missing out.

[mindmeld]

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[ People who advertise themselves as trouble? Probably troublesome. ]